Bridgewater State University's Arts for Youth

presents

Fun with Ukes!

JOKES!

Q: What did the ukulele say to the ukulele player?
A: Pick on someone your own size!

Q: What is the difference between a ukulele and a fish?
A: You can tune a ukulele, but you can't tuna fish!

1:  Hey, I like your ukulele!  Is it new?

2:  Actually, it used to be a guitar, but I washed it in hot water.

Q:  How do you make cool music?

A:  Keep your uke in the refrigerator

Q:  What type of music are balloons scared of?

A:  Pop music

Q:  Why did the girl sit on a ladder to sing?

A:  So she could reach all the high notes

Q:  What has forty feet and sings?

A: A  school choir

Q:  What makes music in your mind?

A: A headband

Q: What is the most musical bone?

A: The trom-bone!

Q: What do astronauts listen to?

A:  Nep-tunes

UKE LINKS!

http://www.fleamarketmusic.com/directory/player.asp?ID=2246

http://ukulelehunt.com/ukulele-songs/

http://www.doctoruke.com/songs.html

http://www.alligatorboogaloo.com/uke/tabs.html

http://www.ukulelesforpeace.com/